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I Never Leave Work. Time Off Feels Theoretical.

I Never Leave Work. Time Off Feels Theoretical.

People who get it, get it.

Printed to order in the USA · Arrives in about a week · Free shipping when you grab two

It’s the kind of line you wear when you’ve noticed a pattern.

I NEVER LEAVE WORK sits there plainly, for the days when time off starts to feel theoretical.

You stop answering “What time are you done?”
It lands best with people who’ve been there.
A small tell, without turning it into a speech.

Not dramatic. Just accurate.

If that last line felt familiar, this one already belongs in your rotation.

Regular price $32.99 USD
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Standard fit — size up if between.

Free shipping on 2+ shirts

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Size does matter. Check the guide before committing. 😉

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Size & Fit

Pre-shrunk fabric helps maintain size and shape after washing.

Measure a shirt you already own and compare with the chart below.

Shirt Details

• Fabric: Ringspun cotton blend

 Weight: Midweight — substantial without being heavy

• Fit: True to size. If you’re between sizes, size up

• Print: Direct-to-garment

• Feel: Worn-in, not stiff

• Care: Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low

• Construction: Tubular knit (no side seams)

No special handling. It’s a shirt, not a project.

Shipping and Returns

SHIPPING & RETURNS

• Production: Printed to order. Usually ships in 2–4 business days

• Shipping: Standard delivery typically 3–7 business days after production

RETURNS

Because shirts are made to order, returns are limited.

If an item arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 30 daysand we’ll replace it or issue a refund after review.  For sizing or change-of-mind returns after your first order, approved returns are issued as store credit.  Return shipping and a restocking fee apply. 

Full details are available on our Returns & Exchanges page.

EXCHANGES

For your first order only, we offer a one-time size exchange  within 30 days if the fit isn’t right.   But we do ask you check your size before ordering.

Items must be unworn and unwashed, Return shipping is the customer’s responsibility.

Replacement items are produced and shipped after the original item is received.

We don’t rush it, but we don’t drag our feet either.

For full return details and exceptions, please see our Returns Policy.

Questions, answered

QUESTIONS, ANSWERED

Will it shrink?

Minimal shrinkage if washed cold and dried low.  

How durable is the print?It’s made to last.

 Treat it like a normal shirt and it will behave like one.

What if I’m between sizes?

Size up. It’s more comfortable that way.

Who do I contact if something’s off?

Email us. A real live human reads it.

See our full FAQ for more details about shipping, returns, and care.